I'm going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, "Aren't those gourds straining your neck?" And I'm just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, "It's fall, fuckfaces. You're either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you're not."
This is better than any song I heard this morning and it really had me laughing my ass off. Today was the first day it really felt like fall in the mountain and it was beautiful. The run not so much. But it got done and now I am sitting wondering why my father has abandoned me.
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