But you
You're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
- Alannis Morisette, Uninvited

Today I had a play date with one of the little girls I mentor, and fortunately she likes going to my gym so I was able to kill two birds with one stone. I got in 1.5 miles on the treadmill before she got bored and we moved on to a game of Horse. It was fun teaching her how to play Horse, and I was reminded of how my sisters and I used to antagonize each other by shouting "you're a hor!" It was the only time I could call my sister a hor without getting in trouble, so it had to be taken advantage of. It makes me wonder why we never invented a game called Bitch.