its not a tumor

ok kidding but I might have cancer, that's all I'm sayin. Ok kidding. But, my cortisol levels are twice the level of the highest "normal" range. I don't know how big a deal that is, but my doctor suddenly has ordered multiple tests and an MRI on my adrenal glands. I did some research and it appears she's concerned about Cushing's Syndrome, which is an overactive adrenal gland, which is often caused by a tumor on the gland, which is sometimes cancerous. The primary symptom of Cushing's Syndrome is sudden weight gain, especially around the waist. Which is exactly me. My kids have actually been noticing my belly lately and Jake asked me the other night if I'm going to have more kids (after he suspiciously eyed my gut). So, honestly I hope this is it so at least I have some reasonable explanation and a reason to think I'll be better. But in any case, I have a really good excuse for my failure to exercise and my weight gain. haha.